newtlesbian:

due to personal reasons im evil now

coltre:

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)

heavenlyglory:

*fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro

nalianova:

-Time’s nearly up.
-Then let’s lie here.

Black Mirror: San Junipero, 3.04

katara:

I’m crying

storiesofimagination:

knitmeapony:

gahdamnpunk:

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

FIGHT LIKE A GIRL

ovrjoy:

kelssiel:

shitmemesforshitteens:

Power move of the century.

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

trial speedrun

(Source: twitter.com)

fearlessly-fiona:

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

likeanytruelove:

honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

farmdykes:

its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies

queenciityconfidential:

przybyla:

queenciityconfidential:

The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious 

I thought this said living was a waste of energy and was like amen

That too

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

(Source: twitter.com)